Pornographic Sofa 3.0

Pictures please, or it didn’t happen

Drakulita — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 04:40:08 +0000

What better way to make PSofa’s presence felt than through this interesting news tidbit:

Canadian doctors see face in testicle
Agence France-Presse

OTTAWA—Doctors in Canada saw a divine face in the testes of a man admitted to a hospital with severe pain and an inflamed scrotum, a scientific journal article said Wednesday.

Or at least, that is one possible explanation.

Two years ago, doctors at a teaching hospital affiliated with Queen’s University in Kingston, Ontario, spotted what appeared to be a face in ultrasound images of a 45-year-old patient’s scrotum.

“While scrolling through the ultrasound images, the residents and staff alike were amazed to see the outline of a man’s face staring up out of the image, his mouth agape as if the face seen on the ultrasound scan itself was also experiencing severe (pain),” doctors Gregory Roberts and Naji Touma wrote in the journal Urology.

“A brief debate ensued on whether the image could have been a sign from a deity (perhaps Min the Egyptian god of male virility); however, the consensus deemed it a mere coincidental occurrence rather than a divine proclamation.”

The growth turned out to be benign and surgeons removed the testicle.

The discovery was published in the latest issue of the journal Urology under the banner “The Face of Testicular Pain: A Surprising Ultrasound Finding.”

Happy Thanksgiving!

Drakulita — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 10:09:57 +0000

We couldn’t have said it better than Angry Little Girls:

Angry Little Girls wishes you a Happy Thanksgiving!

While you’re at home with your annoying family, escape your relatives by surfing the internet! Visit the new Angry Little Girls website. Things are easier to find and new features have been added; deeper archives of comics, a dedicated blog page, fun games, and ALGtv.

Paulo Coehlo says

Drakulita — Sun, 21 Nov 2010 06:08:01 +0000

…having sex is good for your health!

No need to expound on that, right?

Vintage class

Drakulita — Fri, 19 Nov 2010 08:06:57 +0000

Old porn always gets reinvented so there’s no need to wonder why, as the BNL song goes, everything old is new again.

Can’t get no satisfaction

Drakulita — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 05:04:19 +0000

If the D.I.Y. thang doesn’t work for you because it’s oh so quiet, you might need to listen to Bjork after all. Download Bjork and PJ Harvey’s cover of (Can’t Get No) Satisfaction originally done by The Rolling Stones.

Here’s a neat review from the now defunct Sackbut Blues to convince you further:

One of those satisfying moments when something interesting is accidentally allowed to play with the mainstream, this was the half-time entertainment at the Brit Awards (note for overseas readers: think the Grammys done in a provincial, cheap kind of way) in about 1995. With their dirgey evisceration of the Stones’ ‘classic’, the burbling Icleandic elf and her long-faced rocker friend Peej drove right-thinking folk from front rooms across the nation. We doubt this has ever got a proper release, so presumably this is a bootleg. We don’t know, guv, someone just give us it, down the pub, like.

One thing is for sure, it’s eargasmic.

Dirty Little Secret

Drakulita — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 15:09:40 +0000

I’m letting you in on a Secret! According to this sexy site, you can “be the first to shop the hottest & latest suits from our Swim 2011 collection.” Hot tip: Click on the catalog photos for more alternate (read: tacky) images you can drool on.

Bonus: Get to spot Miranda Kerr pre-pregnancy. Although, I’m sure you’d love to see her now even with a baby bump, most especially because she’s posing nude for the December issue of W Magazine.

(Editor’s note: Yeah, yeah – we should have posted that photo instead. Bummer!)

Big Time Sensuality

Drakulita — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 09:17:09 +0000

The reason I do photographs is to help people understand my music, so it’s very important that I am the same, emotionally, in the photographs as in the music. Most people’s eyes are much better developed than their ears. If they see a certain emotion in the photograph, then they’ll understand the music.
(Björk, Index Magazine, july 2001)

Looking at Bjork’s photos is a creative experience in itself. By exploring her photos, one would know that listening to Bjork isn’t simply enough! You gotta join her, grab a multi-sensory experience, and learn to do it yourself.

Life voyeurism

Drakulita — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 19:56:01 +0000

Trekkie Monster in the 2004 Broadway hit Avenue Q’s The Internet is for Porn once said over and over again:

The internet is for porn!
The internet is for porn!
All these guys unzip their flies for porn, porn, porn!

But not anymore — according to the digital media guy at the forum I recently attended. Apparently, social networking sites took over and dethroned pornography as the number one reason for online (hyper)activity.

Horrible news, I know.

Go Team Brazil!

Drakulita — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:56:04 +0000

Football isn’t always about boys and balls. It can be about bombshells too – as how Sepp, officially sanctioned magazine by FIFA, managed to envision and put football and fashion greats on paper.

Presidential debate

Drakulita — Mon, 21 Jun 2010 04:55:11 +0000

So is this Barack Obama’s signature or something else?

As they say at Accidental Penis, “because penis is not always intentional”